Shit My 78 Year Old Mother Says

Me: "Here Mom, try one of these "drunken" gummies"
Ma: "What are they?"
Me: "Gummy bears soaked in vodka for 5 days"
Ma: "Well, I don't like gummies or vodka, but okay"
(she chews one up)
Ma's response: "I prefer jello shots!!!"

Oh Ma....you kill me. I love it.
PS: we put vodka in the jello shots & she never complains. Also, she will be looking for the whipped cream on top, so don't forget it!!